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Class of 2019
"Sammi, you smell like ugly" -- Terry Schuh

"I want to be a pretty girl" -- Terry Schuh

"I basically sit, drink water, and breathe. I am effectively a plant" -- Ian Reed
 
"So, if you're crying by the end and then they give you you're score right away and you failed, you can keep crying" -- Terry Schuh on the GRE

Class of 2020
"Once I went into an essential oils store and this woman attacked me. She rubbed peppermint oil all over my neck and I smelled like an elf for three days" , "I was assaulted with peppermint" -- Joseph Stassi

​"I have very easy standards for myself: if I get an A I'm happy, if I don't, I cry" -- Carmen Carusone
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"It's totally okay to give up. I do it all the time" -- Joseph Stassi

"Civil engineers are just architects that have to take Calc B" -- Chris Lovenduski

​"Everyone speaks in Italian. A bibbity bobbity" -- Chris Lovenduski

"You ever pass Emag to flex on Joe Stassi" -- Rob Conwell

"I can't wait to disappoint myself on this exam" -- Rob Conwell


Class of 2021
"Just be a normal white teenager and steal your mom's adderal" -- Dylan Corbett

Class of 2022
"So why isn't Washington DC in the center of Kansas?" -- John Mahoney

*man walks by* "That was literal Jesus" -- Maria Tertulien




Class of 2003 
"The louder you yell, the larger my stimulus" -- Thom Holden

Class of 2004 
"Interior Design?" --Dan Constantino

Class of 2006 
"Stop talking in binary!" -- Janice Ogin

"Chocolate Microscopes?" --Rich Ottens


Class of 2007 
"My time is moving slower than yours!" --John Fischer, while riding his bike.

"I have Crones." -- AJ Richards, every day.

“All this stress is not good for my small bowel! [throws hat] -- AJ Richards, ranting about SFB.

Class of 2008 
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I sure would like to integrate you." --H-Pappa (Mike Hvasta) 

"Stoke's is my homeboy." -- Kate Hildebrand

"Eeny, meeny, miny, Gleeson!" --Paul Bancer

Group Efforts

Wick: "What are you doing?"
Dylan ('21): "Uhh just studying"
Wick: "Stop that"

Carmen ('20): Sammi, do you like CDs"
Sammi ('19):  "Yes"
Carmen: "Would you like to CDs nuts"

Ochoa: "You want more?"
Class: "Yeah"
Ochoa: "Well there's no more"

Wick: "What do you call this thing?" 
Nick Tusay: "Ukulele"
​Wick: "Okay whatever"

Wick: "So now we look at this cup"
Joseph Stassi: "What about the cup"
Wick: "If you ask what about the cup, you are still a Newtonian being. So we have tested it and Stassi is still a Newtonian being"

Mrs. Calu: "Men have no tolerance for pain."
Dr. Ochoa: "No, just Sri Lankans."
...After finding out a professor cancelled class after visiting the dentist...

Dr. Pfeiffer: "You should change your name to something longer. How about Wickramasinghelinger?"
Dr. Wickramasinghe: "Do you know what 'ligga' means in Sanskrit?"
Dr Pfeiffer: "No, what?"
Dr. Wick: "It means sex."
Dr. Pfeiffer: "So, you want that at the end of your name?"

Rich Santillo ('04):"I still need a nickname..."
Dan Constantino: "How about Idiot?"
Dr. Hiack shrugs. Dr. Wick laughs.

Dr. Ochoa: "You have to think about how many snowy owls you are kiling."
AJ Richards: "What do we burn snowy owls for fuel?"

Rich Ottens: "Thirty dollars is a lot of money."
Dr. Pfeiffer: "Yes, you can buy a lot of pot with thirty dollars."
...On saving $30 buying an older edition of a textbook...

Dr. Ochoa: "Do you guys know where he is?"
Class: "Who?"
Dr. Ochoa: "Samwise Gamgee."
Class: "Huh?"
Dr. Ochoa: "Oh, no no no. Not Samwise. I mean Ben."
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